February 2012
Good night lovelies :)
Anti-Climatic Hunger Games
Katniss: *Laying down in the rain*
Peeta: *Throws burnt bread to the pigs*
Katniss:
Peeta: *Goes back inside*
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scriptures:
When someone puts their hand in my chip bag and... →
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Sweatpants, hair tied, chillin with no makeup on.
Drake: That's when you're the prettiest.
One Direction: That's what makes you beautiful.
Big Time Rush: I don't know why you always get so insecure.
Taylor Swift: You're beautiful, every little piece love.
Jonas Brothers: You're beautiful but you don't even try.
Kids at school: What is that omg back to the zoo
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WHY IS MY HOUSE SO COLD I AM IN FOOTY PAJAMAS AND...
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How many tumblrs do you have Ramsha ohmygod
pretty-much-dead-already:
wait
how about you break off the fence post thing or cut it or something
then take him back to the farm and take it out when youre not surrounded by dead people
but wasn’t it a metal fence
bro you have to be super man to break that shit off
Successfully completed my stealth mission
aka move from the kitchen to my bedroom upstairs
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Anonymous asked: I slid to the floor my knees bent and removed the jar and saw the brown ring around his trousers. “Ooops,” I giggled. “Thats gonna need some cleaning. How much do you think the Dry Cleaners cost for Armani trousers with a Nutella stain?”“Its not the pants that need cleaning,” he growled wrapping his hands around my head bringing my head closer. I teased the head...
Anonymous asked: “You’ll have to take it from me then,” I said, kissing him harshly on his lips, I could taste my nutella in his mouth. I let my hands slip and felt the nutella jar go straight to his … oops penis. His sharp inane of breath sent me to giggles knowing that I had gotten him where he wanted.
Anonymous asked: “Score,” I said under my breath. Nutella. Louis’ weakness. I shoved my fingers into the the chocolate paste, licking it right on my finger. I came back to the dining room to see Louis looking like he could kill. “Guess what I have here,” I said licking it off my fingers. In front of him. His erection seemed to react to my sexual advances and Nutella. I sat on his lap,...
Anonymous asked: I was still eating, and being the tease that I was I swirled the turkey around the gravy. Bringing it up and still fondling him under the table I brought it to my lips and flicked the gravy with my tongue, slowly swirling my tongue on the turkey, imitating my moments under the table with my tongue. “Alli,” he hissed. “You dirty whore, I thought we agreed that after the first...
Anonymous asked: With my feet free from the heels I was wearing earlier, I ran my foot up Louis leg and one handedly placed my palm on top of his growing bulge. He swore under his breath and grabbed my thigh. I tugged on his zipper till his member was free. I stoked it under the table feeling him throb under my touch. His seemed to grip harder.
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Look I'm training people (aka CJ)
Anonymous asked: andy and louis love eleanor more than they love you .... awks ...
Anonymous asked: like I'm waiting for what u think about the last ask
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Anonymous asked: puuuusssy
simonsbigbootybitches:
irishboss:
laughlovebtr:
I think this is a good time to bring this back…..
I love BTR and all, but they are not the best band of all time lmfao. Hate to break it to you.
have you noticed the male directioner that looks like Adam Levine.. or the extremely orange girl?
ahahhaha omg
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I really hope there's a silent moment at a One...
louistomlinsonlovers:
iwanttobelovedbylou:
omfg yes this this this.
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sarahchann:
I can’t even...
Anonymous asked: cocK
Anonymous asked: puuuusssssyyy
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magnificentmalik:
pregnancypayne:
can there be tour diaries with 1D and BTR or…
i would falL INTO A HOLE AND STAY THER FOREVER WEEPING
Louis was talking about how this was their first...
onedirectaddiction:
1dmakesbabies:
onedirectionsavesyoutonight:
speechless
:,)
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That feeling when you accidentally swallow a whole...
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